Feeling Lucky?

nothing. carry on

tweet about drug dog failing to detect drugs
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
You will never leave the house drunk again.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Friends are like boobs.
Friends are like boobs.
Autographed copy!
Autographed copy!
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
How I sing Chop Suey.
How I sing Chop Suey.
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
Pesky bears…
Pesky bears…
Hurricane tips:
Hurricane tips:
Three types of rock.
Three types of rock.
Sing-a-long!
Sing-a-long!
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Words.
Words.
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Join the conversation
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Words
Words
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty