now i’m curious about this story…

it cost everything

rage rage against the dying of the light

never lose your sense of humor

he has risen

come and take it

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

the magic eight ball lied to me

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

reporting for duty, general booty!

B. Tortured werewolf

the time is now

no car can kill me

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!

he lives life on his own terms

furby glitches just make it more terrifying