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seasoned corpse would be a great band name

seasoned corpse would be a great band name
it’s always tough to watch someone do the job you auditioned for
it’s always tough to watch someone do the job you auditioned for
when college literally becomes a pyramid scheme
when college literally becomes a pyramid scheme
nom
nom
medieval day at elementary school
medieval day at elementary school
trolling a billion dollar company with elementary school humor
trolling a billion dollar company with elementary school humor
simpsons nailed it again
simpsons nailed it again
when you mother calls you by your full name
when you mother calls you by your full name
Husband leaves vasectomy appointment with incredible swag
Husband leaves vasectomy appointment with incredible swag
ducks have unlimited power
ducks have unlimited power
we all have that one game
we all have that one game
alphabetic list of new slang terms
alphabetic list of new slang terms
labor of love
labor of love
necroprancer
necroprancer
getting over-excited while reading
getting over-excited while reading
my friends are dumb and they need to know
my friends are dumb and they need to know
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
No+shame.
No shame.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.