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you shall not pass!

you shall not pass!
day drinking nuns
day drinking nuns
ironing out the wrinkles
ironing out the wrinkles
finding beauty in the broken
finding beauty in the broken
mario kart haiku
mario kart haiku
is this the perfect doormat?
is this the perfect doormat?
reverse john wick
reverse john wick
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
they’re both just so over each other’s bs
bonk
bonk
why stop at just one watermelon?
why stop at just one watermelon?
pumpkins are so relatable
pumpkins are so relatable
eat or pass?
eat or pass?
double the dinner double the heartburn
double the dinner double the heartburn
there a surprising number of shades of black
there a surprising number of shades of black
funny but true
funny but true
voodoo as a last resort
voodoo as a last resort
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Join the conversation
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.