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God dammit Susan.

God dammit Susan.
this behavior would be normal at 3 am
this behavior would be normal at 3 am
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
when the dishes need to get done
when the dishes need to get done
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
sunnyside up
sunnyside up
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
finishing high school > saving the world
finishing high school > saving the world
this looks like a good place to nap
this looks like a good place to nap
When can i leave?
When can i leave?
don’t ask for red wine
don’t ask for red wine
Marriage is war
Marriage is war
hire them both
hire them both
so the interview went well, then?
so the interview went well, then?
i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please
i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Join the conversation
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.