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God dammit Susan.

God dammit Susan.
Poor Beans.
Poor Beans.
Just friends.
Just friends.
You.
You.
Hipster kitty.
Hipster kitty.
Women’s logic.
Women’s logic.
Life is a troll.
Life is a troll.
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
Raise my hand…
Raise my hand…
…seriously?
…seriously?
A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of.
A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of.
A glass of wine a day can extend your life.
A glass of wine a day can extend your life.
I have a work station.
I have a work station.
Happy dog is happy.
Happy dog is happy.
Literal Party Rock Anthem.
Literal Party Rock Anthem.
So close…
So close…
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Join the conversation
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Dear+God
Dear God
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Words
Words
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.