ninja teacher

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

this is my emotional support steak

the more you drink, the more political you get

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

when you have to roll with the lie

bring back the cats!

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

royale burrito with cheese

well that escalated quickly

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

how much extra would you pay for this?

this is how i became the fun uncle

algebra is like onion pie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?