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the seedless watermelons are finally fighting back

the seedless watermelons are finally fighting back
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.
A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.
Spring Has arrived
Spring Has arrived
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
Life is a hamster ball.
Life is a hamster ball.
An example to us all.
An example to us all.
Pick your news gently.
Pick your news gently.
Never go 100 percent good boy.
Never go 100 percent good boy.
Whom funds WHO?
Whom funds WHO?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!
And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!
Enjoy the wee ones.
Enjoy the wee ones.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Join the conversation
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
left+swipe
left swipe
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS