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holy bird

holy bird
where my ocd began
where my ocd began
i cried so many tears because of these
i cried so many tears because of these
bill murray – legend
bill murray – legend
you blind me, i blind you
you blind me, i blind you
new tires and a fancy dinner
new tires and a fancy dinner
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
the struggle
the struggle
so much childhood trauma in one convenient toy
so much childhood trauma in one convenient toy
pencils. plural
pencils. plural
they should still sell the jackets
they should still sell the jackets
no shame needed
no shame needed
from the coup to the club
from the coup to the club
he was a politician, probably
he was a politician, probably
the price of salt is worth it
the price of salt is worth it
i prefer chickensteak
i prefer chickensteak
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
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%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…