*empirical kissing noises*

snail church

Thanksgiving memes both cynical and celebratory because we’re all eating our weight in turkey on thursday

increasingly unsettling eggs

thicc neck

just one?

are they gonna find the bodies?

she’s keeping herself warm

quick, hide the bone!

collectible horseshoe crab

dinosaur disrespect

only double stuffed though. the regular kind is unacceptable

this kid must have learned the hard way

this will destroy so many families

ikea christmas tree

you see, when two tectonic plates love each other very much