Just a little game he likes to play with the passersby.

Just a little game he likes to play with the passersby.

It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either

It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either

i’d do the same thing, tbh

i’d do the same thing, tbh

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

they won’t be able to mcresist me

they won’t be able to mcresist me

release the roomba!!!!

release the roomba!!!!

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

monster ain’t eating me today!

monster ain’t eating me today!

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

her precious

I told myself i wasn’t gonna cry today

I told myself i wasn’t gonna cry today

red shirt gonna red shirt

red shirt gonna red shirt

this still gives me nightmares

this still gives me nightmares

when a problem comes along, you must whippet

when a problem comes along, you must whippet

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

that’s not your neighbor…

that’s not your neighbor…