this took a dark turn

That is a terrifyingly prehistoric, hibernating, alligator snapping turtle.

It’s that time of year again…!

Now boarding flight 9 3/4’s…

In Thailand, they censor guns in movies when they are aimed at humans. It could be any thing…

Virtually every physical feature outside and inside the Swedish Black Hen is the deepest black color. They also taste delicious, allegedly.

In partnership with the National Runaway Safeline. Catch a Greyhound home…

These stairs look normal when you’re intoxicated, probably.

über

Apparently it is the Year of the Rat.

I could urinate here.

Moove on?

GGEZ

If only we could unscrew the top!

I don’t think so, Tim.

I’m not a car guy, OK?