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it’s a malaphor

it's a malaphor
Smell like a monster!
Smell like a monster!
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Scumbag pope.
Scumbag pope.
True story.
True story.
Wrong number like a boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Words.
Words.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
Rules to live by.
Rules to live by.
How people see me.
How people see me.
100 things to do before you die.
100 things to do before you die.
I think they’re cool now.
I think they’re cool now.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I’m wearing a jacket because…
This is how I die.
This is how I die.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Hands.
Hands.
Classy.
Classy.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…