Bready Bear will hold your frankfurter.

Bready Bear will hold your frankfurter.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

baaaa. GOK!

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Everything will affect your happiness.

Everything will affect your happiness.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

This makes me mighty uncomfortable.

This makes me mighty uncomfortable.

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

Horses, a History

Horses, a History

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Try to be more like Chuck.

Try to be more like Chuck.