oh deer

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

You can call me Mr. T.

Give to me the large dumple.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years

Y’all need to calm down and start a new show.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Grandmother, stop.

All the beautiful people.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

He’s heard some things…

Humans are clever.