Feeling Lucky?

oh no you didn’t

I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
if you were curious
if you were curious
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
reading is magic
reading is magic
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Join the conversation
good+question
good question
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?