okay, but this is expert level parking

no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight

no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight

thanks for the warning

thanks for the warning

that’s… not a human

that’s… not a human

this scene should have been in the movie

this scene should have been in the movie

i had to google this to confirm. moo

i had to google this to confirm. moo

it said no flip

it said no flip

ethan sucks

you will be missed

you will be missed

take that, google maps ‘estimate’

take that, google maps ‘estimate’

bald dudes make the best barbers

bald dudes make the best barbers

happy bacon

teeth stick and hair stick

teeth stick and hair stick

professional athletes give the rest of us bad names

professional athletes give the rest of us bad names

despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road

despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road

Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days

Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days