okay, no need to call me out like that

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

How do I unsee this?

How do I unsee this?

Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard

I have social anxiety disorder.

I have social anxiety disorder.

Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

Just a gaggle of beavers hanging out on a log.

Just a gaggle of beavers hanging out on a log.

Forgetting to charge your arm

Forgetting to charge your arm

I got this.

My fries!

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

So, what’s your real name?

So, what’s your real name?

back in my day…

back in my day…

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.