old white women

stupid brain

worth every burn

worth every burn

we’re about to find out

we’re about to find out

what an idiot

there is no nice on the ice

there is no nice on the ice

good luck sleeping

good luck sleeping

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

all for me?

i need to get a dolphin wingman

i need to get a dolphin wingman

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

let grandpa drunk text!

let grandpa drunk text!

another cat, i said!

another cat, i said!

i swear i meme it

i swear i meme it

sweet and savory

sweet and savory

two people i hope to never see in public

two people i hope to never see in public