Ban dentists, actually.

Solar system according to flat earthers

Damn nature. That’s pretty cool.

How does a bill become law?

[NSFV] The Blue Lingcod has blue flesh.

Best job application ever

Dad jokes are evolving

Your offering pleases me tiny human

This and a Camelbak full of wine.

Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/

Be nice to your barista.

when she says that she only dates serious guys

They’re plans. Damn good ones too.

Comcast really nailed it with their April Fools ad!

Baby whale initiates a rare transfer of rainbow power with human

The United States Navy has announced that they will be building a war ship dedicated to POTUS, named the USS Donald J. Trump