That’s a lot of words, Brigitte…

That's a lot of words, Brigitte...

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

beer science

time to cry!

did he do it?

spitting venom