On life and time.

On life and time.

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

if you were curious

if you were curious

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?