“one lay’s more…”

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

i got you, bro

quick, someone call cupid

quick, someone call cupid

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

sunnyside up

leave me alone

When can i leave?

When can i leave?

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

unclip and flip

unclip and flip

Really, really

Marriage is war

Marriage is war

this looks like a good place to nap

this looks like a good place to nap

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind