one of the most subtly upsetting things ever

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

oh no is an understatement