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Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
Over half of all marriages fail.
Over half of all marriages fail.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
Words.
Words.
A cry for help
A cry for help
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
The+best+thing+BEFORE+sliced+bread%3F+Big+sandwiches.
The best thing BEFORE sliced bread? Big sandwiches.
Space+Oddity.
Space Oddity.
Recapturing+the+moment.
Recapturing the moment.
Why+there+are+no+gentlemen+today.
Why there are no gentlemen today.
Join the conversation
Needless+to+say%2C+it+was+a+fun+night.
Needless to say, it was a fun night.
I+wish+I+could+trade+my+heart+for+another+liver%26%238230%3B
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver…
Have+fun%26%238230%3B
Have fun…
Norman+Borlaug+%26%238211%3B+spawn+of+the+devil.
Norman Borlaug – spawn of the devil.
Owls+are+jerks.
Owls are jerks.
Please+be+troll%26%238230%3B
Please be troll…
What+the+Starbucks+lady+is+actually+doing
What the Starbucks lady is actually doing
Star+Trek%3A+Trek+Tok
Star Trek: Trek Tok