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One for the road

One for the road
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*
somehow, sauron returned
somehow, sauron returned
well that’s ominous
well that’s ominous
patience goes a long way
patience goes a long way
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
how many wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb
cravin the raven
cravin the raven
do what has to be done
do what has to be done
moodeth
moodeth
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read
plz lemme do errands in peace
plz lemme do errands in peace
pleadus prius
pleadus prius
kelogging in
kelogging in
dang you’re good
dang you’re good
what will they think of next
what will they think of next
i waste so much time
i waste so much time
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
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Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?