One giant dig for dogekind.

You know when you’re a kid…

My parents are very conservative Asians.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

What do I do now, even.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Resist contemptible people.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball