only missing “as per my last email”

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

The briefings will continue until morale improves…

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

Pandemics are for poetry.

OK but what about the gig workers?

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

So long and thanks for all the oil…

Look at it differently.

Dad jokes…

Electricity, a guide.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.