only to be confronted with “pay to see who’s calling you”

the table have turned on airbnb

express folding costs extra

always fear the egg demon

first beer on dad

when your cat finally becomes a higher life form

advanced recycling

they shouldn’t have been offering refunds in the first place

zumiez

the prepared statement backfired

barbie vs predator

Tom Brady and Giselle have filed for divorce, but at least we’ll always have the memes

lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove

let’s swing!

aight, imma head out now

it’s just a little blood