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Natural defense

Natural defense
This is why my cat has trust issues
This is why my cat has trust issues
the knife must come out clean
the knife must come out clean
graduated with honors!
graduated with honors!
he quack. he attack
he quack. he attack
science burn
science burn
Always judging you
Always judging you
there goes my afternoon
there goes my afternoon
retinal
retinal
this was a terrible mistake
this was a terrible mistake
the next great food debate
the next great food debate
too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery
too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery
*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!
*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!
Bombs away! these animals couldn’t resist being the center of attention!
Bombs away! these animals couldn’t resist being the center of attention!
i have so many questions
i have so many questions
my mouth must be lonely all the time…
my mouth must be lonely all the time…
OK+John+if+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+game+you+want+to+play%26%238230%3B
OK John if that’s the game you want to play…
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Welcome+home.
Welcome home.
Nice+work+Johnny+boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Join the conversation
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
Tread+lightly%2C+Mister%21
Tread lightly, Mister!
Bring+it+back%2C+ma%26%238217%3Bam
Bring it back, ma’am
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
She+still+ate+them%26%238230%3B
She still ate them…
Grans+little+genius.
Grans little genius.
Son%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Son, where art thou?