Let’s clarify this butter…

He told me he loved me…

Love between two pieces of tempered glass

No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember this: A virtual fidget spinner is the top free app in the app store right now.

Sorry not sorry

It’s never ok

The greatest chew toy and the goodest doggo

Someone is sad the snow is going away :/

Skin, then and now.

Do you have a note?

I just ended a five year relationship

One wine glass to rule them all.

This is why pandas are endangered

One big honeycombed m&m

My vegetarian brother thinks his birthday card is funny.

Aliens find out and we’re all toast