Petri dish bacterial art.

Petri dish bacterial art.

obviously yes

Shoulda seen it coming

Shoulda seen it coming

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Always listen to a smart woman

Always listen to a smart woman

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

Better than the live-action remake, tbh

they were warned

they were warned

So realistic

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Karen wins again

Karen wins again

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

True caring