It’s the Judo way.

It's the Judo way.

the perfect crime

the perfect crime

what will America choose?

what will America choose?

i need to make friends with crows

i need to make friends with crows

forgive me father, for i have sinned

forgive me father, for i have sinned

target has had enough bs

target has had enough bs

same

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

tread lightly

It was cold winter’s night…

It was cold winter’s night…

plastic eating boopersnoot panther

plastic eating boopersnoot panther

thanks, gilligan!

thanks, gilligan!

literally every time i do laundry

literally every time i do laundry

why do they make it so stressful?

why do they make it so stressful?

i’ll have the vodka salad

i’ll have the vodka salad

tastes like blue

tastes like blue