My motto starting my senior year of college…

My motto starting my senior year of college...

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

The scent of love

The scent of love

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

Hoo-rah!

please send help

please send help

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

The cheeps

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

The answer seems obvious

The answer seems obvious