Take their path.

Take their path.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

He has arrived. Praise him.

He has arrived. Praise him.

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

I do not like toucans.

I do not like toucans.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

The other Holy Oil

The other Holy Oil

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

$SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|$

SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|