Feeling Lucky?

As far as aliens go, this one seems nice.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A fight is going on inside me.
A fight is going on inside me.
God… is a ninja!
God… is a ninja!
Meine wassermelone.
Meine wassermelone.
Took me 5.5 seconds to realize…
Took me 5.5 seconds to realize…
For my feet this winter.
For my feet this winter.
He’s a dreamer.
He’s a dreamer.
Riding a horse across a frozen lake in the Pamir mountains.
Riding a horse across a frozen lake in the Pamir mountains.
You can hear it in their voice…
You can hear it in their voice…
Personality Type Tombstones
Personality Type Tombstones
My Christmas list this year.
My Christmas list this year.
Couldn’t decide.
Couldn’t decide.
What drugs are like.
What drugs are like.
My social preference.
My social preference.
R2-D2 street art.
R2-D2 street art.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
Canadian+road+rage+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+finest.
Canadian road rage at it’s finest.