He’s our special boy…

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

science burn

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

how mooooving

there goes my afternoon

the next great food debate

my mouth must be lonely all the time…

retinal

cooking fails that are as delicious as they are disastrous

some interesting options

Always judging you

*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!

graduated with honors!

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

This is why my cat has trust issues