How to get a seat on the subway.

leave me alone

sunnyside up

Who says men are afraid of commitment

Who says men are afraid of commitment

did we just become best friends?

did we just become best friends?

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

life… finds a way

life… finds a way

Grandma with the truth bomb

Grandma with the truth bomb

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

this looks like a good place to nap

this looks like a good place to nap

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

Really, really

quick, someone call cupid

quick, someone call cupid