Feeling Lucky?

or what??

i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
look how much sex i used to have, kids!
just a little low
just a little low
doesn’t sound fun anymore
doesn’t sound fun anymore
death and dessert
death and dessert
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
finally a lifestyle i can get behind
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
soon
soon
i’ve been guilty of this before
i’ve been guilty of this before
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
stingray shaming
stingray shaming
owls hate cops
owls hate cops
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
huge
huge
The+media+these+days.
The media these days.
When+teachers+troll.
When teachers troll.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+to+be+great%26%238230%3B
I don’t need to be great…
Kids+are+easily+amused.
Kids are easily amused.
Join the conversation
The+dangers+of+nosebleeds.
The dangers of nosebleeds.
Sad+lion+is+sad.
Sad lion is sad.
I+found+a+spider+in+my+bathtub%26%238230%3B
I found a spider in my bathtub…
Acoustic+levitation%26%238230%3B+for+science%21
Acoustic levitation… for science!
Sleeping+is+dumb.
Sleeping is dumb.
First+world+problems%26%238230%3B+visiting+Paris.
First world problems… visiting Paris.
Heaven+and+Hell+defined.
Heaven and Hell defined.
Oreos+level+Aztec+calendar.
Oreos level Aztec calendar.