Tony’s gonna stand on an egg.

this jurassic park shower curtain is perfect

this jurassic park shower curtain is perfect

jazz hands

a christmas story elf

a christmas story elf

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

seriously why do they make these so hard to open?

seriously why do they make these so hard to open?

the kid ain’t wrong

the kid ain’t wrong

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

everyone thinks they’re invincible in high school

everyone thinks they’re invincible in high school

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

zillow wrapped

and now i need a castlevania game with wario as the lead

and now i need a castlevania game with wario as the lead

where you bed is placed in your room says a lot about you as a person

where you bed is placed in your room says a lot about you as a person

there is no way to look elegant chasing a ping pong ball

there is no way to look elegant chasing a ping pong ball

this is the kind of notebook i mean

this is the kind of notebook i mean

ricki lake was peak trash american television

ricki lake was peak trash american television