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"tell me a bedtime story" *reads the entire script of Guardians of the Galaxy*

"tell me a bedtime story" *reads the entire script of Guardians of the Galaxy*
Welcome to the world Gene Attell Fischer!
Welcome to the world Gene Attell Fischer!
Elon Musk was a cute baby.
Elon Musk was a cute baby.
Be kind to the blue characters.
Be kind to the blue characters.
Your employer likely has your best interest in mind…
Your employer likely has your best interest in mind…
Not all mothers are built the same.
Not all mothers are built the same.
Comedy Au, honestly.
Comedy Au, honestly.
WWJD in the market?
WWJD in the market?
Save yourself, learn Klingon.
Save yourself, learn Klingon.
Facebook users love they’re moms to.
Facebook users love they’re moms to.
Ireland’s oldest working Blacksmith still smashes metal at the age of ’94
Ireland’s oldest working Blacksmith still smashes metal at the age of ’94
I could die in this fashion.
I could die in this fashion.
Is it working?
Is it working?
She’s cuter in real life.
She’s cuter in real life.
Cut to the chaise, child!
Cut to the chaise, child!
A whale of plastic trash.
A whale of plastic trash.
The+future+of+country+music.
The future of country music.
The+future+seems+nice.
The future seems nice.
The+dad+network+is+real.
The dad network is real.
DJ+Roomba+strikes+again.
DJ Roomba strikes again.
Join the conversation
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
The+latest+in+iPhone+and+iPhone+accessories.
The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.
Shaken+Cosmonaut+Syndrome
Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome
S%26%238217%3Bmore+safely
S’more safely
Bean+is+the+objective.
Bean is the objective.
He+had+one+job%2C+and+he+nailed+it.
He had one job, and he nailed it.
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+vote.
You’ll have my vote.
We+didn%26%238217%3Bt+start+the+fire%3B+it+was+always+burning+since+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+been+turning%26%238230%3B
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…