ban everything!

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

this guy gets it

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

goosebumps, but for adults

the simple dog life

there is no middle ground

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

be your own worst enemy

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

there’s a reason fans follow my page

may the comedic force be with you

the dream life

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!