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We start with the finest snowmelt…

We start with the finest snowmelt...
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
we all laugh together or no one laughs
we all laugh together or no one laughs
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
if you were curious
if you were curious
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
her+last+name+is+best
her last name is best
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
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I%26%238217%3Bve+traveled+the+world+and+the+seven+seas
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
what%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+box%3F
what’s in the box?
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
blame+the+algorithm
blame the algorithm
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
former+child%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+all
former child, aren’t we all
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week