It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

When kitties attack

Anatomy of a Candy Corn

I just lost one of my best friends. I hope someone can actually take this advice.

Why Michael Cera never seems to know what’s going on

During Florida winters, manatees flock to nuclear and coal power plants for the warm water discharges.

Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”

International meme exchange

Ian have you ever been on a freaking sofa?

Man with face covered demands ban on faces being covered

My Predictions For Halloween.

I don’t mean to crucify your logic but…

If this happens this Halloween, it would redeem the entire 2016

Just ban traffic cones…

When kitties fail to attack