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the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times
When I’m reincarnated as a crow…
When I’m reincarnated as a crow…
Water is the spice of life…
Water is the spice of life…
‘TL;DR’, Comcast CEO, probably.
‘TL;DR’, Comcast CEO, probably.
A rare Pepe spotted in Hong Kong
A rare Pepe spotted in Hong Kong
Who watches the watchers?
Who watches the watchers?
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
The Irritating Gentleman
The Irritating Gentleman
OMG so relatable.
OMG so relatable.
I’m a pilot now, apparently.
I’m a pilot now, apparently.
Yeah that makes sense…
Yeah that makes sense…
‘We’ll get ’em next time, boys…’, Crest CEO, probably.
‘We’ll get ’em next time, boys…’, Crest CEO, probably.
It’s Jason, though…
It’s Jason, though…
Aya is the newest member of the anti-poaching patrols in the Tsavo Conservation.
Aya is the newest member of the anti-poaching patrols in the Tsavo Conservation.
Leave no trace, generally.
Leave no trace, generally.
Oviedo was the last free dog.
Oviedo was the last free dog.
Your+taxes+didn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+all+the+benches.
Your taxes didn’t cover all the benches.
Gotta+raise+them+all.
Gotta raise them all.
Shred+the+letters.
Shred the letters.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+looking+too+good+for+Michael.+%23prayformichael
It’s not looking too good for Michael. #prayformichael
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Pez+made+a+dispenser+where+you+had+to+put+the+gun+in+your+mouth+and+pull+the+trigger.
Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Hair+all+day.
Hair all day.
Florida%2B
Florida+
Otterly+lovely.
Otterly lovely.
What+is+this+horse+thing+all+about%26%238230%3B
What is this horse thing all about…
When+cards+against+humanity+get+a+bit+too+real.
When cards against humanity get a bit too real.
Better+late+than+never
Better late than never
Break+eye+contact+immediately.
Break eye contact immediately.