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the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times
the taste still lingers
the taste still lingers
only to be confronted with “pay to see who’s calling you”
only to be confronted with “pay to see who’s calling you”
she-lobbed out a stinging review
she-lobbed out a stinging review
i don’t wanna talk about it
i don’t wanna talk about it
char donney
char donney
we all know at least one
we all know at least one
really well done!
really well done!
THEY TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN’ AAAANYYY-WWHHHEEEEREEE
THEY TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN’ AAAANYYY-WWHHHEEEEREEE
perfect priortizing
perfect priortizing
denimstrate safety
denimstrate safety
10 History Memes that could Potentially Educate You
10 History Memes that could Potentially Educate You
all tired out
all tired out
don’t you dare take away my fave food
don’t you dare take away my fave food
and the doctor only works thursdays at 2pm every other month with a westward wind
and the doctor only works thursdays at 2pm every other month with a westward wind
10 Things that are Creepy by Complete Happenstance
10 Things that are Creepy by Complete Happenstance
Oh+Wikipedia%2C+how+you+kid%26%238230%3B
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
Say+hello+to+my+new+girlfriend%21
Say hello to my new girlfriend!
I+gave+my+kids+a+terrible+present.
I gave my kids a terrible present.
The+bravest+thing+men+do.
The bravest thing men do.
Join the conversation
This+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+helping+the+economy%26%238230%3B
This can’t be helping the economy…
Words.
Words.
Planking.
Planking.
The+meaning+of+%26%238220%3Bno+offense.%26%238221%3B
The meaning of “no offense.”
Hate+that.
Hate that.
Best+hacker+ever%21
Best hacker ever!
When+I+have+to+pee.
When I have to pee.
Not+impressed.
Not impressed.