I prefer my rocks rare.

I prefer my rocks rare.

Please hang up and text me.

Please hang up and text me.

Forever alone, level 439932.

Forever alone, level 439932.

Scumbag microwave.

Scumbag microwave.

How to flirt, by Chemistry Cat.

How to flirt, by Chemistry Cat.

How movie previews work.

How movie previews work.

Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

Because chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Lower standards and repeat.

Lower standards and repeat.

Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.

Harry Potter. Shaved Potter.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

Nice turn Steve!

Nice turn Steve!

My reaction to The Lion King.

My reaction to The Lion King.

Television: Like the Internet, but…

Television: Like the Internet, but…

If you fall, I’ll be there.

If you fall, I’ll be there.