Wakey wakey eggs and bacon, children.

i need some dinosaur facts about this one…

we’lll hypnotize those goats some day!

10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings

what’s an ocean without a lil’ oil?

this ain’t pecane sauce!

me too kid, me too

it would be funny to see what they’d have been asking

be the change you want to see in the world ~~ LIKE CHANGING LANES WITH YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON YOU F$*K

that’s adollable

10 Funny Scientific Names for Things

and yet it all makes sense

a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is

i know i’m so guilty for this

now that’s true love

thanks bakery person