Siri will murder you and your entire family.

men writing women

it was just a misunderstanding

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

good luck, punks

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

forever 31

adding to my vernacular

man’s oldest friend

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

don’t even think about it, garfield

what fish think when you’re fishing

there were no witnesses

comrade cat

hippotato

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?