Maybe we’ll try that some day…

the last thing the crabs is the power to read

celebrity sighting

I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose

turn off notifications

give us a kiss

what are you putting in your taco?

i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere

better than drugs is an understatement

poo with a view

*in growl voice* I’m batcat

humans and cheese. we’re not that different if your really think about it

she knows you’re watching

decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got

women inherit the earth

historical thirst