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overheard at whole foods

treat yoself
treat yoself
the I of the beholder
the I of the beholder
ha, what a fire joke
ha, what a fire joke
working it out
working it out
accentuated
accentuated
get out yer witchforks…
get out yer witchforks…
i love barbeque
i love barbeque
monday motivation?
monday motivation?
eng-lash out
eng-lash out
l’eau foe
l’eau foe
dungeons and damn, dude…
dungeons and damn, dude…
going postal
going postal
captch-uring humanity
captch-uring humanity
killer con*text*
killer con*text*
jungle 2 jungle was mine
jungle 2 jungle was mine
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Join the conversation
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Some+Germans+can+get+bent.
Some Germans can get bent.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!