At least you’re familiar with the metric system.

At least you're familiar with the metric system.

Logic is an asset of mine.

Logic is an asset of mine.

Do you think this is funny, AAPL?

Do you think this is funny, AAPL?

The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.

The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.

b a d t h

b a d t h

It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.

It's ugh, sweater weather, apparently.

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

Unicorns are less magical in real life…

Unicorns are less magical in real life...

Shrek is god, indeed.

Shrek is god, indeed.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.

Blow me. - Bouquet, probably.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Do you even floss…?

Do you even floss...?

The transition is complete…

The transition is complete...
Comparing+Cigarettes+With+Hamsters
Comparing Cigarettes With Hamsters
3%2F4ths
3/4ths
Roddy+McDowall+being+transformed+into+Cornelius+on+the+set+of+Planet+of+the+Apes+%281967%29
Roddy McDowall being transformed into Cornelius on the set of Planet of the Apes (1967)
My+girlfriend+asked+me+to+pick+up+Starbucks+for+her+on+my+way+home
My girlfriend asked me to pick up Starbucks for her on my way home
Join the conversation
Being+a+new+EMT+can+be+hard
Being a new EMT can be hard
Sexy+or+Drunk%3F
Sexy or Drunk?
That+Will+Be+Me
That Will Be Me
My+Current+Job
My Current Job
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+problem
It’s a problem
The+Effects+Of+Too+Much+Nutella
The Effects Of Too Much Nutella
Disney%26%238217%3Bs+Unexpected+Realization
Disney’s Unexpected Realization
i+only+chew+up+the+left+shoes.
i only chew up the left shoes.